Week 6

Roadwork’s Jam Bat's Premiership Debut...

THE founding member, Captain and Player Manager was the only Bat ready to go last night at the Wandle Stadium.
The team coach had been held up on East Hill by road works and the lonely portly figure of The Cat stood unfretted willing to play rush goalie and have a pop at Mojo alone. A full squad of Mojo players lined up taunting the Cat but he stood strong, chomping at the bit and heard screaming “I’ll take you all down with me you ...#$%..!”
The Bats finally arrived but despite much protest the referee called the match in favour in Mojo. The arch rivals now archer than ever agreed to play the final minutes of the time allotment in a so called friendly that would not count to the league, within seconds the friendly became a Test and the Bats set about toying with their foe and beating them soundly. They swore to avenge the loss that was never a loss and the animosity between teams and official was at boiling point. The Bats team were luckily without their midfield maestro mouth of the south Ando as rumours of Swiss clinics persisted...some tabloid press even insinuating this as a cover up with evidence proving he was skiing like gimp whilst drinking himself and Sir Collo the Great under the table most nights! No doubt the rumours are not far from the truth and the estranged maverick Sir Collo will tell all...

Anyway replacing Ando was the Trickster ‘Tricky Dicky’ Richard Moran the latest signing to the illustrious Bats camp. Ando was not missed as Tricky slotted into the set up during the Mojo warm up test.

The second match of the evening enabled the Bats to really get on with their first season in the Premier League. The gentle Mojo warm up enabled a confident and impatient team enough edginess to really go for it. Little did the seasoned opposition realise that the promoted newbys would be so hardened, and from there on in the onslaught began...