Week 4 - Winter/Spring 2010

AND THE UNBEATEN STREAK GOES ON, AND ON, AND ON, AND ON...........

Racing Bats 3 Blue Mondays 3

Racing Bats 4 Broomwood Rovers 2

Racing Bats 2 Blue Mondays 1

Racing Bats 4 The Bandits 2

Report to follow.....


Player--------Apps----Goals----Assists---GK Apps--Clean sheet--Dis
D.Vorobtsova----8-------4---------3----------0-----------0-------0
S.McCartney----5--------0--------0----------1-----------0-------0
J.Hepburn-------5-------0--------0-----------1-----------0-------0
A.Hepburn------8--------2--------6----------0-----------0-------0
D.Hepburn------8--------2--------0----------0-----------0-------0
D. Stalley-------6--------10-------3----------0-----------0-------0
J. Gorely--------8--------5--------6----------0-----------0-------0
T. Hodgson-----0--------0--------1-----------6-----------1-------0

Week 2 Winter/Spring 2010

TITLE holders extend unbeaten run to 10 games...

Racing Bats 2 The Bandits 2

Racing Bats 3 Neopolitans 2

Racing Bats 2 Genesis Dons 0

Racing Bats 2 Broomwood Rovers 1


LAST season’s championship team started as it left off winning the first four games of the season, leaving them unbeaten in over two months.

Damo Stalley has been in devastating form in front goal netting eight goals already as the Bats look to establish themselves at the top of the table. Andy Hep has weighed in with four assists – carrying on his role as “The Beast from the Bench”.

Defender Duncan Hep and midfield playmaker James Gorely have scored the clubs other two goals and two assists from Dima and a clean sheet from Tim “The Wall” Hodgson have helped the Bats to their impressive start.

The Bats seem to be slowly mastering the concept of ‘Total Football’ and their combination of enthralling quick one-touch passes mixed with aggressive in-your-face defending is proving a hit with the club’s fanbase.

But the pressure is now on the club with fans calling for nothing less than “total domination” of the league.


Player---------Apps----Goals----Assists---GK Apps--Clean sheet--Dis
D.Vorobtsova----4-------0---------2----------0-----------0-------0
S.McCartney----4--------0--------0----------0-----------0-------0
J.Hepburn-------4-------0--------0-----------0-----------0-------0
A.Hepburn------4--------0--------4----------0-----------0-------0
D.Hepburn------4--------1--------0----------0-----------0-------0
D. Stalley-------4--------8---------1----------0-----------0-------0
J. Gorely--------4--------1--------1-----------0-----------0-------0
T. Hodgson-----0--------0--------1----------10-----------1-------0

Week 10 - Autumn/Winter 09 - End of season

Historic night sees Bats secure first ever Premiership title...

Racing Bats 1 Broomwood Rovers 0
Racing Bats 5 Dad's Army 2

(Premier league stats in brackets)
Player------Apps----Goals----Assists---GK Apps--Clean sheet--Dis
D.Vorobtsova-12(6)----0(4)----1(2)------0(0)-------0(0)-------0(0)
S.McCartney--8(6)-----2(1)----1(0)------0(4)-------0(1)-------0(0)
J.Hepburn----12(5)----2(0)----0(1)------0(1)-------0(1)-------0(0)
A.Hepburn----12(7)----6(3)----3(4)------0(1)-------0(0)-------0(0)
D.Hepburn----12(8)----1(2)----2(1)------0(0)-------0(0)-------0(0)
D. Stalley------12(8)----8(13)---9(6)-----0(0)-------0(0)-------0(0)
J. Gorely------12(8)----8(7)----7(9)------0(0)-------0(0)-------0(0)
T. Hodgson----0(0)-----0(0)----3(2)-----10(2)------5(1)-------0(0)

Week 9 Autumn/Winter 09

BOTTLE JOB BATS CAN'T SECURE TOP SPOT...

Racing Bats 2 Neos 0

Racing Bats 2 Bandits 2

(Premier league stats in brackets)
Player------Apps----Goals----Assists---GK Apps--Clean sheet--Dis
D.Vorobtsova-12(4)----0(3)----1(2)------0(0)-------0(0)-------0(0)
S.McCartney--8(4)-----2(1)----1(0)------0(4)-------0(1)-------0(0)
J.Hepburn----12(5)----2(0)----0(1)------0(1)-------0(1)-------0(0)
A.Hepburn----12(5)----6(3)----3(3)------0(1)-------0(0)-------0(0)
D.Hepburn----12(6)----1(1)----2(1)------0(0)-------0(0)-------0(0)
D. Stalley------12(6)----8(10)---9(5)-----0(0)-------0(0)-------0(0)
J. Gorely------12(6)----8(6)----7(6)------0(0)-------0(0)-------0(0)
T. Hodgson----0(0)-----0(0)----3(2)-----10(2)------5(0)-------0(0)

Week 8 Autumn/Winter 09 Premier League

Racing Bats 4 Wandsworth Stanley 1

Racing Bats 5 Dad's Army 4

(Premier league stats in brackets)
Player------Apps----Goals----Assists---GK Apps--Clean sheet--Dis
D.Vorobtsova-10(4)----0(3)----1(1)------0(0)-------0(0)-------0(0)
S.McCartney--8(4)-----2(1)----1(0)------0(2)-------0(0)-------0(0)
J.Hepburn----10(5)----2(0)----0(1)------0(1)-------0(1)-------0(0)
A.Hepburn----10(5)----6(3)----3(2)------0(1)-------0(0)-------0(0)
D.Hepburn----10(6)----1(1)----2(1)------0(0)-------0(0)-------0(0)
D. Stalley------10(6)----8(7)----9(5)-----0(0)-------0(0)-------0(0)
J. Gorely------10(6)----8(5)----7(5)------0(0)-------0(0)-------0(0)
T. Hodgson----0(0)-----0(0)----3(2)-----10(2)------5(0)-------0(0)

Week 7 - Autumn/Winter 09 Premier League

BATS SITTING PRETTY IN 3rd DESPITE UP AND DOWN PERFORMANCES...

Racing Bats 0 Bandits 5

Racing Bats 6 Wandsworth Stanley 0

(Premier league stats in brackets)
Player------Apps----Goals----Assists---GK Apps--Clean sheet--Dis
D.Vorobtsova-10(2)----0(1)----1(0)------0(0)-------0(0)-------0(0)
S.McCartney--8(4)-----2(1)----1(0)------0(0)-------0(0)-------0(0)
J.Hepburn----10(3)----2(0)----0(0)------0(1)-------0(1)-------0(0)
A.Hepburn----10(3)----6(1)----3(1)------0(1)-------0(0)-------0(0)
D.Hepburn----10(4)----1(1)----2(1)------0(0)-------0(0)-------0(0)
D. Stalley------10(4)----8(3)----9(3)-----0(0)-------0(0)-------0(0)
J. Gorely------10(4)----8(4)----7(1)------0(0)-------0(0)-------0(0)
T. Hodgson----0(0)-----0(0)----3(2)-----10(2)------5(0)-------0(0)

Week 6 - Autumn/Winter 09 - Premier League

AN UGLY START UNDERGOES A FACELIFT TO KEEPS BATS HIGH HOPES OF GLORY ALIVE.

Racing Bats 0 Neopolitans 4

Racing Bats 5 Broomwood Rovers 1

THE Bats looked out of their depth as they stepped back up to Premiership-standard football this week and were immediately walloped by old rivals Neos.

But in true form and with a ‘Never Say Die’ attitude they dusted themselves off, had a quick read of Razor Ruddock’s ‘An Idiot’s Guide to Defending’ and hit the pitch to show why they deserve a position in the top flight.

Strike partnership GaS (Gorely and Stalley) were back in form to get the Bats off the mark in style with two goals from Stalley and one from Gorely. A surging solo-effort from Slow-Mo Samsonite saw him drive a finish into the bottom corner to make it four and great vision from last year’s Players’ Player of the Season Tim Hodge found a darting run from Duncan Hep who rebounded his own shot for the fifth.

As luck would have it a win and a loss from every team in the division means that he Bats are sitting pretty in third and looking forward to build on a shaky start next week.


(Premier league stats in brackets)

PLAYER-------Apps----Goals-----Assists----GK Apps---Clean sheet---Dis
D.Vorobtsova---10(0)----0(0)------1(0)------0(0)---------0(0)-------0(0)
S.McCartney----8(2)-----2(1)------1(0)-------0(0)---------0(0)-------0(0)
J.Hepburn------10(2)-----2(0)-----0(0)-------0(0)--------0(0)--------0(0)
A.Hepburn------10(2)-----6(0)-----3(1)-------0(0)--------0(0)--------0(0)
D.Hepburn------10(2)-----1(1)-----2(0)-------0(0)--------0(0)--------0(0)
D. Stalley--------10(2)-----8(2)-----9(0)-------0(0)--------0(0)-------0(0)
J. Gorely--------10(2)-----8(1)-----7(0)--------0(0)-------0(0)--------0(0)
T. Hodgson------0(0)------0(0)-----3(2)-------10(2)-------5(0)-------0(0)